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11 September 2026

• 18:5918:59, 11 September 2026 Juan Gonzalez (hist | edit) [2,104 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox character | name = Juan Gonzalez | image = thumb|Gonzalez in 2025 | caption = | full_name = Juan Federico Rogelio Montez Gonzalez | aliases = | birth_date = December 5, 1977 | birth_place = Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico | species = | occupation = Grocer, restaurateur | affiliation = | relatives = | marital_status = Divorced | associates = Carl Bird, Rakesh Subramanian | enemies = | locations = Melrose Park | status =...")

1 September 2026

• 15:2315:23, 1 September 2026 Melrose Park (hist | edit) [444 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Melrose Park''' is a village in Illinois, located approximately three miles west of Chicago. It is known for its history of immigrant populations, first Italian in the mid-20th century, and more recently Mexican. Thus, the village contains a large and diverse selection of Mexican-owned businesses, namely restaurants. == Points of Interest == * Mercado La Colonia Category:Locations")
• 15:1615:16, 1 September 2026 Mercado La Colonia (hist | edit) [947 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Storefront '''Mercado La Colonia''' is a small Mexican grocery store in Melrose Park. It is owned by '''Rakesh Subramanian''' and employs '''Juan Gonzalez''' in addition to other staff. The store is well-known in the neighborhood for providing high quality food and a large selection of items for reasonable prices. == Comidas La Colonia == ''Comidas La Colonia'' is a semi-licensed taqueria located inside the store. It offers su...")

23 August 2026

• 04:3604:36, 23 August 2026 Partyland balloon incident (hist | edit) [1,224 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Partyland location Carl Bird was arrested on March 3, 2010 for causing thousands of dollars in damage to the inside of Partyland.")

20 August 2026

• 04:1504:15, 20 August 2026 Taco Jabronis (hist | edit) [1,259 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Taco Jabronis''' is a mobile food service business operated by Juan Gonzalez and at times also by Carl Bird. Category:Businesses")

19 August 2026

• 20:1220:12, 19 August 2026 Chorbo (hist | edit) [9,604 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|alt=A white skull and two viking axes in a "skull and bones" pattern, along with the word 'Chorbo' rendered in a red Mael font on a black field.|Chorbo's Logo '''Chorbo''' is a heavy metal band from England. Their music is heavily imbued with sword-and-sorcery themes: muscle-bound warrior heroes, medieval weaponry, perseverance in battle and the ongoing war against dark forces. == Early years and genesis == Chorbo traces its origins to Ch...")
• 19:1819:18, 19 August 2026 Crazy Jose (hist | edit) [1,232 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Crazy Jose''' is an associate of Carl Bird. Very little is known about him outside of what Carl has publicly said about him on the internet. == Dealings with Carl == === The birthday party === At one point Crazy Jose invited Carl to his six year-old son's birthday party. Carl, upon seeing the child's relatives carrying gifts, realized that he needed to bring a gift as well. He grabbed a worn baseball cap sporting the phrase "Free Mustache Rides" from the floor of...")
• 16:1816:18, 19 August 2026 Randy's Adult Entertainment Emporium (hist | edit) [899 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Storefront '''Randy's Adult Entertainment Emporium''' is a pornography and sex toy store located in the Hillcrest Shopping Center in Crest Hill, Illinois. Carl Bird is known to have worked there for approximately three years, which is a lengthy tenure relative to the rest of Bird's employment history. According to the store's [https://www.facebook.com/RandysAdult Facebook page], the sell assorted...")
• 15:1215:12, 19 August 2026 Uncle Carl's Radio Show (hist | edit) [2,017 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A series of audio rants created by Carl Bird that were streamed on Soundcloud as well as broadcast on a pirate radio station in the Rockford, IL area. == List of episodes == {| class="wikitable" |- ! Episode no. !! Air date !! Topic |- | 1 | September 30, 2014 | Bird details his acquisition of a tape recorder from a pawn shop, and then details a day living in his van and chewing out a telemarketer who attempted to sell him a security system despite the fact that h...")
• 14:4314:43, 19 August 2026 Vanstock (hist | edit) [1,927 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Vanstock Showbill from 2015 '''Vanstock''' was a three-day van show and heavy metal festival held over July 17-19, 2015 at Nowell Park in Joliet, Illinois. According to the crude showbill printed for the event, it was supposed to feature bands such as: * Foreigner * Bang Tango * Accept * Warrant * Ratchell * Autograph * LA Guns * Krokus (misspelled on the bill as "Crokus") * Lion * Rough Cutt * Slaughter The showbill was circulated throughou...")

18 August 2026

• 23:3223:32, 18 August 2026 Shanghai Syndrome (hist | edit) [124 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Album cover The eighth studio album released by Redline. Category:albums")

14 August 2026

• 19:4019:40, 14 August 2026 Danny Watson (hist | edit) [182 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb '''Danny Watson''' is a soul singer. He is the brother of Darnell Watson and the son of Sexual Chocolate's Randy Watson.")
• 17:3017:30, 14 August 2026 Darnell's Cadillac (hist | edit) [613 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox van | name = Darnell's Cadillac | image = thumb | year = 1977 | make = Cadillac | model = Coupe deVille | body_style = Coupe | color = Metallic Orange | engine = 502 cu. in. V8 | owner = Darnell Watson | previous_owners = | acquired = | acquisition_method = | disposed = | method_of_disposition = | license_plate = 76 CADI | distinctive_features = Custom body modification to be convertible, shag carpet interior | status = Running...")

13 August 2026

• 16:3816:38, 13 August 2026 Darnell Watson (hist | edit) [10,016 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb Darnell Watson is a promoter, singer, organizer, and MC from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He is known for his fanatical adherence to 1970s funk culture and fashion, organization of hastily planned impromptu community events, and as the singer of The Darnell Watson Funk Experience.")

12 August 2026

• 15:5315:53, 12 August 2026 2025 solicitation arrest (hist | edit) [1,488 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Photo taken by bystander Carl Bird was arrested during a reverse-sting solicitation operation in the Elgin area on '''June 10, 2025'''. == Incident == An undercover officer approached a rusted 1978 rusted Tradesman van parked on the side of Route 25 southbound in the early evening. The officer described the driver as shirtless, wearing cutoff shorts and a gold chain that said 'TWEETY', and covered in crude tattoos. She pr...")
• 14:1614:16, 12 August 2026 Joliet corner arrest (hist | edit) [1,073 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Mugshot of Bird == Incident == At 2:13 AM on the morning of Friday, November 21, Joliet police responded to a call complaining of an individual burning tires on the corner of Richards St. and Joliet Ave. Upon arrival, the responding officers observed Bird sitting on a lawn chair, drinking malt liquor, several feet away from a pile of burning tires. Bird was apprehended without incident, and booked on charges of public intoxication, violation of o...")
• 13:5813:58, 12 August 2026 Beef Drain (hist | edit) [4,387 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox band | name = Beef Drain | image = thumb|Left to right: "Hound Dog", unknown, unknown, "Ratchet" | genres = Hard Southern rock | years_active = 2014–2015 | labels = Orange Van Records | members = Hound Dog, Ratchet | status = Presumed disbanded }} A "hard Southern rock" band briefly signed to Orange Van Records. As Orange Van Records kept very poor records and Carl Bird is belligerent about answering questions about this b...")
• 01:3601:36, 12 August 2026 Mexican restaurant meltdown (hist | edit) [3,218 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Photo of arrest taken by bystander Carl Bird, 56, a notorious fixture of the Rockford-area police blotter, was arrested Tuesday evening after a boozy blow-up at El Patio Loco, a Mexican restaurant known for its cheap margarita specials and colorful décor. According to witnesses, Bird arrived alone and “made himself comfortable” at a booth, ordering approximately six half-price margaritas in rapid succession. After drain...")
• 00:0800:08, 12 August 2026 Pork and beans heist (hist | edit) [502 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|A photo uploaded to instagram by Bird’s associate “Crazy Jose” Carl Bird was arrested on May 24, 2013 for stealing a sealed industrial drum of pork and beans. In Bird’s own words posted on his Facebook: <blockquote> so i got arrested again. i was workin in the cafeteria of the state nuthouse as part of my work release program and got busted tryin to load a 55 gallon drum of pork and beans from the kitchen into my van </blockquote>")

11 August 2026

• 23:2523:25, 11 August 2026 Carl Bird legal troubles (hist | edit) [547 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "* A 2014 arrest for trespass at a suburban Illinois gym")
• 22:3922:39, 11 August 2026 PerforMax Gym Arrest (hist | edit) [1,786 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "On July 27, 2014 Carl Bird was arrested following a complaint about a trespasser at PerforMax Gym.")
• 18:5918:59, 11 August 2026 Full list of Carl Bird aliases (hist | edit) [2,941 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "== Known aliases == Carl Bird has used numerous aliases, pseudonyms, false identities, stage names, and informal nicknames over the course of his adult life. Some appear to have been adopted for entertainment purposes, while others were apparently used to avoid creditors, landlords, employers, law enforcement, or people to whom Bird owed money. The dates below represent the approximate periods during which each identity is known or believed to have been in use. <timel...")
• 18:4218:42, 11 August 2026 Timeline of Carl Bird Occupations (hist | edit) [5,257 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The following is an abridged employment history as a combination of self-reported information by Carl Bird on his Facebook profile as well as externally corroborated details. {| class="wikitable sortable" ! Employer / organization ! Position ! Location ! Dates ! Reason for Leaving |- | Joliet, Illinois | Clown | Joliet, Illinois | 2021 – present | — |- | Burger King | Sanitation Engineer | East Joliet, Illinois | 2019 – 2021 | Did not show up, called in a biza...")
• 13:4713:47, 11 August 2026 Dollar General Records (hist | edit) [756 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|right Dollar General Records is a record label operated by Dollar General. It has been euphemistically called a "boutique record label" by Dollar General Newsletter Music Critic Bill Stack. It is notable for signing artists that no other label would touch, such as Redline.")

10 August 2026

• 21:0321:03, 10 August 2026 Tony Bulsara (hist | edit) [10,031 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox character | name = Tony Bulsara | image = thumb|Bulsara performing | full_name = Tony Bulsara | aliases = Tariq Bulsara | birth_date = August 7, 1963 | birth_place = Gaza Strip, Palestine | occupation = Lounge Singer | locations = Cicero, Illinois; New Jersey; Turkey | status = Alive }} '''Tony Bulsara''' is a Palestinian-American lounge singer and entertainer associated with the greater Chicagoland music and nightlife scene. B...")
• 20:5020:50, 10 August 2026 Trabajo Bone (hist | edit) [2,957 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox band | name = Trabajo Bone | image = thumb|Trabajo Bone Logo | caption = | origin = | genres = Norteño Biker Hard Rock/Heavy Metal | years_active = 1994-present | labels = None | associated_acts = Varios Barrios (former name) | members = * Héctor "El Hueso" Montoya * Ramón "Matador" Villaseñor * Jesús "Chuy Diablo" Cárdenas * Miguel "El Angel" Salazar * Eduardo "Lalo" Reyes | past_members = Carl Bird | website = | stat...")
• 20:2420:24, 10 August 2026 Larry W. Cashdollar (hist | edit) [4,030 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Create page)
• 17:2917:29, 10 August 2026 Shitwind (hist | edit) [193 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|The only known photo of Shitwind Shitwind was a "hard southern rock" band managed by Orange Van Records during their very short professional career.")
• 17:2517:25, 10 August 2026 Orange Van Records (hist | edit) [485 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Create Page)
• 17:0117:01, 10 August 2026 Carl Bird (hist | edit) [21,079 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (First draft, edit more later)
• 16:5716:57, 10 August 2026 Redline (hist | edit) [3,982 bytes] Jon (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Infobox band | name = Redline | image = thumb|Redline's Logo | caption = | origin = Greater Chicagoland Area | genres = Hard rock | years_active = 1994-Present | labels = | associated_acts = | members = Carl Bird, Brian Gordon, Johann Heimberg, Garrett Lynch, Izzy Miller, Mikey Powell, Randy Robinson | past_members = | website = | status = Active }} '''Redline''' is a hard rock band from Northern Illinois. Redline is a long-running hard rock/...")