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The definitive encyclopedia of sleazebags, bands, wrestlers, promoters, incidents, and bad decisions.

About the Carl Bird Universe The Carl Bird Universe is an interconnected fictional world centered on degenerates, crappy musicians, overconfident hustlers, local-and-staying-that way wrestlers, zealous security guards, slightly racist promoters, and other fixtures of mid-America mediocrity and unmet expectations. At its center is Carl Bird, who has been described as "Big Bird's older, meaner cousin with a prison record". Carl is a reprobate habitual offender with a criminal rap sheet the length of Long Island whose sheer luck (and lifelong free legal help from an indebted lawyer) has more-or-less kept him out of very serious trouble. Carl's world includes bands such as Redline, Chorbo and Trabajo Bone, promoters such as Darnell Watson and Zutroy Zagreb, lounge entertainers such as Tony Bulsara, attorney/fixers such as Tony "No Nose" Catellini, security personnel such as Mike Jorpa, and shameless shysters such as Larry W. Cashdollar. Recurring themes include: Petty crime Small-time scams Shifty lawyers Failed attempts at earning an honest living Disputes in parking lots Violent altercations Businesses that probably should not exist This wiki documents both major continuity and the deeply unnecessary details. Featured article Carl Bird Carl Bird is a musician, convicted felon, occasional entrepreneur, and the central figure of the Carl Bird Universe. Known for his prison tattoos, hostile temperament, almost always having a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth, and recurring involvement with the band Redline, Carl has accumulated a long history of interpersonal disputes, legal problems, vehicle registration issues, and public disturbances. Read the full article → Featured band Trabajo Bone Trabajo Bone is a Mexican-American glam/norteño heavy metal band known for distorted accordion, shredding guitar work, cowboy boots, leather, chrome, and an overwhelming commitment to skull imagery. The band's logo consists of stylized bones arranged into the words TRABAJO BONE and a skull logo in the center of the "O" in "BONE". Read the full article →

Explore the universe Characters Bands Wrestling promotions Wrestlers Promoters Albums Songs Venues Businesses Incidents Locations Organizations Major figures Carl Bird Tony Bulsara Darnell Watson Mike Jorpa Taco Chavez Tony "No Nose" Catellini Larry W. Cashdollar Zutroy Zagreb Bands and music Redline Trabajo Bone The Darnell Watson Funk Experience See also: Category:Bands Getting started New to the universe? Start with: Carl Bird Redline Tony Bulsara Chorbo Darnell Watson Trabajo Bone Or browse the timeline.

Notable incidents Elgin Strip Mall Loitering Incident 2025 VFW Spaghetti Dinner Incident with Tony Bulsara List of Redline controversies List of Carl Bird arrests and legal incidents Notable Darnell Watson promotions

In-universe media Discography of Redline Discography of Trabajo Bone Wrestling events Carl's Failed Radio Show Radio appearances Advertisements and promotional material

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The Carl Bird Universe Wiki is an encyclopedia documenting the complete continuity of the Carl Bird Universe.