Timeline of Carl Bird Occupations: Difference between revisions

Created page with "The following is an abridged employment history as a combination of self-reported information by Carl Bird on his Facebook profile as well as externally corroborated details. {| class="wikitable sortable" ! Employer / organization ! Position ! Location ! Dates ! Reason for Leaving |- | Joliet, Illinois | Clown | Joliet, Illinois | 2021 – present | — |- | Burger King | Sanitation Engineer | East Joliet, Illinois | 2019 – 2021 | Did not show up, called in a biza..."
 
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! Reason for Leaving
! Reason for Leaving
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| Joliet, Illinois
| Self
| Clown
| Clown
| Joliet, Illinois
| Joliet, Illinois
| 2021 – present
| 2021 – present
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| —
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| Rax Restaurant
| Line cook
| Joliet, Illinois
| 2021
| Blew his nose into the beef sandwich bun of a man he claimed was a "jabroni".
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| Stanley Steemer
| Cleaning tech
| Joliet, Illinois
| 2020
| Presented falsified identification documents upon being hired, immediately went AWOL when given a company van, sold the cleaning equipment at his favorite pawn shop, and destroyed the interior of the van by the time it was recovered.
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| Burger King
| Burger King
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| 2009 – 2010
| 2009 – 2010
| Health code violations, smoking on the job and inattentiveness to keeping his working area free of cigarette butts.
| Health code violations, smoking on the job and inattentiveness to keeping his working area free of cigarette butts.
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| Rent-A-Center
| Laborer
| Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
| 1997 – 1998
| Falsification of workman's comp claim.
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| Jimmy's House of Organ Meats
| Jimmy's House of Organ Meats
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| East Saint Louis, Illinois
| East Saint Louis, Illinois
| 1997
| 1997
| Found asleep, intoxicated, in a portable tooilet
| Found asleep, intoxicated, in a portable toilet
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| Kaufman Astoria Studios
| Kaufman Astoria Studios