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Carl's world includes bands such as '''[[Redline]]''', '''[[Chorbo]]''' and '''[[Trabajo Bone]]''', promoters such as '''[[Darnell Watson]]''' and '''[[Zutroy Zagreb]]''', lounge entertainers such as '''[[Tony Bulsara]]''', attorney/fixers such as '''[[Tony "No Nose" Catellini]]''', security personnel such as '''[[Mike Jorpa]]''', and shameless shysters such as '''[[Larry W. Cashdollar]]'''. | Carl's world includes bands such as '''[[Redline]]''', '''[[Chorbo]]''' and '''[[Trabajo Bone]]''', promoters such as '''[[Darnell Watson]]''' and '''[[Zutroy Zagreb]]''', lounge entertainers such as '''[[Tony Bulsara]]''', attorney/fixers such as '''[[Tony "No Nose" Catellini]]''', security personnel such as '''[[Mike Jorpa]]''', and shameless shysters such as '''[[Larry W. Cashdollar]]'''. | ||
Recurring themes include: | |||
* Unsuccessful comeback tours | |||
* Regional fame of highly debatable significance | |||
* Musicians who refuse to retire | |||
* Promoters whose finances are impossible to understand | |||
* Lawyers who insist that everything is completely legal | |||
* Disputes in parking lots | |||
* Security personnel exercising extremely limited authority | |||
* Businesses that probably should not exist | |||
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== Notable incidents == | == Notable incidents == | ||
* [[Elgin Strip Mall Loitering Incident]] | * [[Elgin Strip Mall Loitering Incident]] | ||
* [[ | * [[2025 VFW Spaghetti Dinner Incident with Tony Bulsara]] | ||
* [[List of Redline controversies]] | * [[List of Redline controversies]] | ||
* [[List of Carl Bird arrests and legal incidents]] | * [[List of Carl Bird arrests and legal incidents]] | ||
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Welcome to the Carl Bird Universe Wiki
The definitive encyclopedia of sleazebags, bands, wrestlers, promoters, incidents, and bad decisions.
About the Carl Bird UniverseThe Carl Bird Universe is an interconnected fictional world centered on degenerates, crappy musicians, overconfident hustlers, local-and-staying-that way wrestlers, zealous security guards, slightly racist promoters, and other fixtures of mid-America mediocrity and unmet expectations. At its center is Carl Bird, who has been described as "Big Bird's older, meaner cousin with a prison record". Carl is a reprobate habitual offender with a criminal rap sheet the length of Long Island whose sheer luck (and lifelong free legal help from an indebted lawyer) has Carl's world includes bands such as Redline, Chorbo and Trabajo Bone, promoters such as Darnell Watson and Zutroy Zagreb, lounge entertainers such as Tony Bulsara, attorney/fixers such as Tony "No Nose" Catellini, security personnel such as Mike Jorpa, and shameless shysters such as Larry W. Cashdollar. Recurring themes include:
This wiki documents both major continuity and the deeply unnecessary details. Featured articleCarl Bird is a musician, convicted felon, occasional entrepreneur, and one of the central figures of the Carl Bird Universe. Known for his prison tattoos, hostile temperament, almost always having a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth, and recurring involvement with Redline, Carl has accumulated a long history of interpersonal disputes, legal problems, vehicle registration issues, and public disturbances. Featured bandTrabajo Bone is a Mexican-American glam/norteño heavy metal band known for distorted accordion, shredding guitar work, cowboy boots, leather, chrome, and an overwhelming commitment to skull imagery. The band's logo consists entirely of stylized bones arranged into the words TRABAJO BONE. |
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