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 * parking lots
 * mobile homes
+* a Bank of America vestibule intended for after-hours customer access
-Carl does not generally describe himself as homeless. Instead, he considers himself to have "places to stay." Some accounts describe Carl deliberately cultivating romantic relationships with older women in order to secure temporary housing, such as his disastrous marriage to [[Sue Bob White]] of West Virginia. Carl often publicly laments getting kicked out of Sue Bob's trailer.
+Carl does not generally describe himself as homeless. Instead, he considers himself to have "places to stay." Some accounts describe Carl deliberately cultivating romantic relationships with older women in order to secure temporary housing, such as his disastrous marriage to [[Sue Bob White]] of West Virginia. Carl often publicly laments getting kicked out of Sue Bob's trailer. He also prefers to cohabitate with older women due to their tendency to have various medicines on-hand that he can pilfer.
 On the odd occasion that Carl has been able to secure permanent housing, he is almost immediately evicted due to extreme sanitation, noise, and criminal activity concerns.