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This piece of shit van rolled up and out piled these grubby-looking dudes. They looked like they just stepped out of 1976 (in a bad way). All of their equipment looked like they bought musician starter packs from Guitar Center. The bass player alone looked like

This piece of shit van rolled up and out piled these grubby-looking dudes. They looked like they just stepped out of 1976 (in a bad way). All of their equipment looked like they bought musician starter packs from Guitar Center. The bass player alone looked like some kind of redneck Jesus who could turn water into cold Coors lite.

They set up a piece of plywood that had their name spray painted on it, like literally the heavyset drummer just made it out back five minutes before they went on stage.

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Then they started playing. While they weren’t bad musicians and mostly kept time and stayed in key, the singer didn’t so much sing as yelled in different pitches. They seemed to be proud of the fact that they were playing “all originals”. I couldn’t tell you how many songs I heard but all of them were three chord blues rock and they were all about underage girls. The singer must not have felt like he drove the point home because between songs he tried to hype the crowd up by saying things like “let’s hear it from the hot fourteen year olds in the audience!”

And then there’s the bizarre matter of the guy who didn’t seem to add any musical value to the band. All he did was stand on stage and clap to the rhythm.

And then there’s the bizarre matter of the guy who didn’t seem to add any musical value to the band. All he did was stand on stage (in pants that were much too tight) and clap to the rhythm.

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-This piece of shit van rolled up and out piled these grubby-looking dudes. They looked like they just stepped out of 1976 (in a bad way). All of their equipment looked like they bought musician starter packs from Guitar Center. The bass player alone looked like
+This piece of shit van rolled up and out piled these grubby-looking dudes. They looked like they just stepped out of 1976 (in a bad way). All of their equipment looked like they bought musician starter packs from Guitar Center. The bass player alone looked like some kind of redneck Jesus who could turn water into cold Coors lite.
 They set up a piece of plywood that had their name spray painted on it, like literally the heavyset drummer just made it out back five minutes before they went on stage.
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 Then they started playing. While they weren’t bad musicians and mostly kept time and stayed in key, the singer didn’t so much sing as yelled in different pitches. They seemed to be proud of the fact that they were playing “all originals”. I couldn’t tell you how many songs I heard but all of them were three chord blues rock and they were all about underage girls. The singer must not have felt like he drove the point home because between songs he tried to hype the crowd up by saying things like “let’s hear it from the hot fourteen year olds in the audience!”
-And then there’s the bizarre matter of the guy who didn’t seem to add any musical value to the band. All he did was stand on stage and clap to the rhythm.
+And then there’s the bizarre matter of the guy who didn’t seem to add any musical value to the band. All he did was stand on stage (in pants that were much too tight) and clap to the rhythm.
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