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* My wife's uncle, who was in and out of jail for minor offenses his whole life (he found the shoes they gave him to be very comfortable), loved to race stock cars, and was perpetually looking for the next way he was going to get on disability or unemployment. He also lived in various RVs and at one point was dating his live-in nurse (who was treating him for mobility issues related to morbid obesity). | * My wife's uncle, who was in and out of jail for minor offenses his whole life (he found the shoes they gave him to be very comfortable), loved to race stock cars, and was perpetually looking for the next way he was going to get on disability or unemployment. He also lived in various RVs and at one point was dating his live-in nurse (who was treating him for mobility issues related to morbid obesity). | ||
* My wife’s second cousin Rusty, who had a breathalyzer interlock on his pickup truck and was known to walk ten miles to town for beer. | * My wife’s second cousin Rusty, who had a breathalyzer interlock on his pickup truck and was known to walk ten miles to town for beer. | ||
* Uncle Rico from the movie Napoleon Dynamite, who lives in a van and is always working on a side hustle. | * Uncle Rico from the movie Napoleon Dynamite, who lives in a van and is always working on a side hustle. | ||
* Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |||
=== Why Big Bird? === | === Why Big Bird? === | ||