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Darnell Watson is a promoter, singer, organizer, and MC from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He is known for his fanatical adherence to 1970s funk culture and fashion, organization of hastily planned impromptu community events, running legal and quasi-legal business ventures, and as the singer of [[The Darnell Watson Funk Experience]] house band. | | name = Darnell Watson | ||
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| full_name = Darnell Watson | |||
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| birth_date = January 15, 1982 | |||
| birth_place = Queens, New York, New York | |||
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| occupation = Promoter, showman | |||
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| relatives = Randy Watson, Danny Watson | |||
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| locations = Philadelphia, Pennslyvania | |||
| status = Alive | |||
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Darnell Watson is a promoter, singer, organizer, and MC from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He is known for his fanatical adherence to 1970s funk culture and fashion, organization of hastily planned impromptu community events, running legal and quasi-legal business ventures, and as the singer of [[The Darnell Watson Funk Experience]] house band. His father is Randy Watson, who is known for being the singer of the band Sexual Chocolate. | |||
Watson has described himself as “always hustling”. His “experiences” are almost always for-profit endeavors but generally accomplish some good for the community, so his activities are usually tolerated by community members and law enforcement. | Watson has described himself as “always hustling”. His “experiences” are almost always for-profit endeavors but generally accomplish some good for the community, so his activities are usually tolerated by community members and law enforcement. | ||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
Darnell Watson is a Black man in his late 30s or early 40s. He has a Jheri-curl hairstyle and always wears gold Elvis-style sunglasses. He wears impeccably tailored orange suits and colorful paisley silk shirts. Occasionally he will appear in more casual attire if he’s working one of his “experiences” himself. He has also appeared in a royal purple robe with gold rope accents as part of Darnell Watson’s Magic Show Experience, an orange karate gi while teaching martial arts, and a Chinese-styled tunic while working in his Darnell Watson's Chinese Soul Food Experience food truck. | |||
== Legacy == | |||
Darnell Watson is a | Darnell Watson is the third son of [[Randy Watson]], lead singer of the funk and soul group [[Sexual Chocolate]], as well as the brother of soul singer [[Danny Watson]]. Although Darnell has built a career largely independent of his father, the connection has remained an important part of his public identity and has contributed to his lifelong association with funk music, elaborate stage presentation, and live entertainment. | ||
Watson has frequently incorporated the family connection into his own promotions, most notably through ''Darnell Watson’s Funk Experience Revue Featuring Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson and The Reverend Cleofus James''. Unlike many second-generation entertainers, however, Watson has generally presented himself as a promoter and community organizer first and a musician second. His reputation in Philadelphia is therefore based less on his father's career than on the large number of events, businesses, and community programs operated under the Darnell Watson name. | |||
Despite this, Watson has remained an enthusiastic promoter of Sexual Chocolate and has repeatedly credited his father with teaching him the importance of showmanship, audience participation, and "giving the people a whole experience instead of just a concert." | |||
== Community Outreach == | == Community Outreach == | ||
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Watson possesses an almost supernatural ability to hastily assemble an event. According to rumors, he once produced twelve folding tables, a PA system, three grills, a whole hog, 30 cases of soda, 4 kegs of beer and a funk band within ninety minutes of somebody suggesting a block party. | Watson possesses an almost supernatural ability to hastily assemble an event. According to rumors, he once produced twelve folding tables, a PA system, three grills, a whole hog, 30 cases of soda, 4 kegs of beer and a funk band within ninety minutes of somebody suggesting a block party. | ||
=== Darnell Watson’s School Bus Experience === | |||
Darnell Watson’s School Bus Experience is a privately operated transportation program established by Watson to provide school transportation for children in Philadelphia neighborhoods where students live too close to their assigned schools to qualify for publicly funded bus service but may nevertheless face long, difficult or hazardous walks. | |||
Watson operates the service at little or no direct profit, with operating expenses largely offset through tax credits and other available deductions. The program is regarded as one of Watson’s few primarily charitable endeavors and has remained popular among local parents because transportation is provided without charge to participating children. | |||
Watson nevertheless maintains a commercial component to the service. During the morning route, he sells $5 breakfast plates to passengers, typically consisting of inexpensive hot breakfast food prepared before departure. Proceeds from food sales are retained by Watson personally and are not considered part of the transportation program’s operating budget. | |||
== Business Endeavors == | == Business Endeavors == | ||
[[File:Couch protector.jpeg|150px|thumb|An example Darnell Watson Product]] | [[File:Couch protector.jpeg|150px|thumb|An example Darnell Watson Product]] | ||
=== Experiences and Services === | |||
* Darnell Watson’s Ghetto Tour Experience | * Darnell Watson’s Ghetto Tour Experience | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Pig Roast Experience | * Darnell Watson’s Pig Roast Experience | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Philly Inner City Community Center Annex Dojo Experience | * Darnell Watson’s Philly Inner City Community Center Annex Dojo Experience | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Car Wash Experience | |||
* Darnell Watson’s Chinese Soul Food Experience | |||
=== Products === | |||
* Darnell Watson’s Jheri-curl Activator | * Darnell Watson’s Jheri-curl Activator | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Couch Protector | * Darnell Watson’s Couch Protector | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Low-End Fortified Wine | * Darnell Watson’s Low-End Fortified Wine | ||
=== Darnell Watson’s Ghetto Tour Experience === | === Darnell Watson’s Ghetto Tour Experience === | ||
For $25 "plus gas money" Watson drives customers in his [[Darnell's Cadillac|1977 Cadillac Coupe deVille convertible]] through the worst parts of Philly and | For $25 "plus gas money" Watson drives customers in his [[Darnell's Cadillac|1977 Cadillac Coupe deVille convertible]] through the worst parts of Philly and entertains them with local lore. | ||
=== Darnell Watson’s Pig Roast Experience === | === Darnell Watson’s Pig Roast Experience === | ||
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=== Darnell Watson’s Philly Inner City Community Center Annex Dojo Experience === | === Darnell Watson’s Philly Inner City Community Center Annex Dojo Experience === | ||
Watson offers martial classes sorted by age and skill level. Classes are $10 cash apiece regardless of level. | Watson offers martial arts classes sorted by age and skill level. Classes are $10 cash apiece regardless of level. | ||
=== Darnell Watson’s Chinese Soul Food Experience === | === Darnell Watson’s Chinese Soul Food Experience === | ||
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=== Darnell Watson's Low End Fortified Wine === | === Darnell Watson's Low End Fortified Wine === | ||
An inexpensive 18.4% ABV fortified wine sold in down-market corner stores. Despite | An inexpensive 18.4% ABV fortified wine sold in down-market corner stores. Despite its presumed low quality, the wine actually received praise from a sommelier at the ''Chez Paul'' in Chicago, IL: | ||
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Watson got the idea to release his own activator spray after individuals in his immediate social circle lamented the choice and price of activators that were on the market at the time. Often, a small bottle of activator retailed for as much as $8 and would only last a few days. Using funds raised through ''Darnell Watson’s Funk Experience Revue Featuring Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson and The Reverend Cleofus James'', Darnell partnered with a local cosmetics company to bring the product to retail outlets for $3.49 for a 12 oz. spray bottle. | Watson got the idea to release his own activator spray after individuals in his immediate social circle lamented the choice and price of activators that were on the market at the time. Often, a small bottle of activator retailed for as much as $8 and would only last a few days. Using funds raised through ''Darnell Watson’s Funk Experience Revue Featuring Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson and The Reverend Cleofus James'', Darnell partnered with a local cosmetics company to bring the product to retail outlets for $3.49 for a 12 oz. spray bottle. | ||
== One | == One-time Special Events == | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Funk Experience Revue Featuring Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson and The Reverend Cleofus James | * Darnell Watson’s Funk Experience Revue Featuring Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson and The Reverend Cleofus James | ||
* Darnell Watson’s Late Fee Amnesty Night at Good Video | * Darnell Watson’s Late Fee Amnesty Night at Good Video | ||