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'''Beef Drain''' was a short-lived rock band from the Chicago area that was signed to [[Orange Van Records]]. They played what they styled as "hard Southern rock", which was reportedly three-chord blues rock with frequent references to underage girls. The band is known to have performed twice, only one of which was documented in any capacity. | '''Beef Drain''' was a short-lived rock band from the Chicago area that was signed to [[Orange Van Records]]. They played what they styled as "hard Southern rock", which was reportedly three-chord blues rock with frequent references to underage girls. The band is known to have performed twice, only one of which was documented in any capacity. | ||
'''[[Beef Drain|Read the full article →]]''' | '''[[Beef Drain|Read the full article →]]''' | ||
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Welcome to the Carl Bird Universe Wiki
The definitive encyclopedia of Carl Bird's life and every notable person, band or wrestling promotion connected with him.
About the Carl Bird UniverseThe Carl Bird Universe is an interconnected fictional world centered on degenerates, crappy musicians, overconfident hustlers, local-and-staying-that way wrestlers, zealous security guards, slightly racist promoters, and other fixtures of mid-America mediocrity and unmet expectations. At its center is Carl Bird, who has been described as "Big Bird's older, meaner cousin with a prison record". Carl is a reprobate habitual offender with a criminal rap sheet the length of Long Island whose sheer luck (and lifelong free legal help from an indebted lawyer) has more-or-less kept him out of very serious trouble. Carl's world includes bands such as Redline, Chorbo and Trabajo Bone, promoters such as Darnell Watson and Zutroy Zagreb, lounge entertainers such as Tony Bulsara, attorney/fixers such as Tony "No Nose" Catellini, security personnel such as Mike Jorpa, and shameless shysters such as Larry W. Cashdollar. Recurring themes include:
This wiki documents both major continuity and the deeply unnecessary details. Featured articleCarl Bird is a musician, convicted felon, occasional entrepreneur, and the central figure of the Carl Bird Universe. Known for his prison tattoos, hostile temperament, almost always having a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth, and recurring involvement with the band Redline, Carl has accumulated a long history of interpersonal disputes, legal problems, vehicle registration issues, and public disturbances. Featured band
Beef Drain was a short-lived rock band from the Chicago area that was signed to Orange Van Records. They played what they styled as "hard Southern rock", which was reportedly three-chord blues rock with frequent references to underage girls. The band is known to have performed twice, only one of which was documented in any capacity. Read the full article → |
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