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| 2021–present
| 2021–present
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| Self
| Mall Santa
| Multiple/recurring
| 2009–present
| Being a seasonal job, Carl can usually last the entire holiday season without getting fired, however he is known to drink heavily while on the job and sexually harass mothers who bring their children to visit him.
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| Rax Restaurant
| Rax Restaurant
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| Did not show up, called in a bizarre excuse, to quote Bird: "My buddy Juan says the van I sold him smells like stale farts and Drakkar Noir when it rains, I gotta go take care of that." Bird was already on probation for smoking cigars in the bathroom while on the clock.
| Did not show up, called in a bizarre excuse, to quote Bird: "My buddy Juan says the van I sold him smells like stale farts and Drakkar Noir when it rains, I gotta go take care of that." Bird was already on probation for smoking cigars in the bathroom while on the clock.
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| Randy's Adult Entertainment Emporium
| [[Randy's Adult Entertainment Emporium]]
| Jizz Mopper
| Jizz Mopper
| Crest Hill, Illinois
| Crest Hill, Illinois
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| 2012
| 2012
| Excessive force involving the use of a blackjack
| Excessive force involving the use of a blackjack
|- Shurrl's Truck Stop
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| Shurrl's Truck Stop
| Dishwasher
| Dishwasher
| Pontiac, IL
| Pontiac, IL
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| Industrial Sanitation Engineer / Character actor talent scout
| Industrial Sanitation Engineer / Character actor talent scout
| New York, New York
| New York, New York
| 1980–1983
| 1986–1987
| Allegedly exposed himself to children, denies the allegations and accuses Big Bird of the act. See notes below.
| Allegedly exposed himself to children, denies the allegations and accuses Big Bird of the act. See notes below.
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He was employed at Kaufman Astoria Studios primarily in a custodial capacity, although he was occasionally tasked with assisting in casting for minor character roles when studio personnel believed his familiarity with local personalities made him useful for that purpose. Bird has specifically claimed that he participated in the casting process for a minor role in ''National Lampoon's Vacation''.
He was employed at Kaufman Astoria Studios primarily in a custodial capacity, although he was occasionally tasked with assisting in casting for minor character roles when studio personnel believed his familiarity with local personalities made him useful for that purpose. Bird has specifically claimed that he participated in the casting process for a minor role in ''National Lampoon's Vacation''.


Bird's employment ended following an allegation of indecent exposure involving a costumed performer. Bird denied responsibility and attributed the incident to his cousin, Big Bird. That explanation was not regarded as credible, as Big Bird was documented to have been filming in another studio at the time. No criminal charge was ultimately brought against Bird, and the allegation could not be proven to the standard necessary for prosecution. Nevertheless, studio management asked Bird to leave, effectively terminating his employment.
Bird's employment ended following an allegation of indecent exposure involving a costumed performer. Bird denied responsibility and attributed the incident to his cousin, Big Bird. That explanation was not regarded as credible, as Big Bird was documented to have been filming in another studio at the time. Other witnesses report that Carl urinated on-set and yelled “this ain’t a real barrio!”
 
No criminal charge was ultimately brought against Bird, and the allegation could not be proven to the standard necessary for prosecution. Nevertheless, studio management asked Bird to leave, effectively terminating his employment.
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