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[[File:Larry cashdollar cropped.jpg|thumb|alt=A middle aged man in a light tan suit wearing a straw hat, standing in a suburban backyard|One of the few known pictures of Cashdollar]]

'''Larry W. Cashdollar''' is a self-proclaimed financial expert and huckster of dubious financial products. 

As of 2026, his [https://www.facebook.com/larryw.cashdollar Facebook page] states his hometown and current city of residence as Chicago, IL. Any other details about him, such as real name, date of birth, or citizenship status, are unknown.

He is frequently seen online trying to sell get-rich-quick schemes to anyone who will listen, often commenting on videos of varying, irrelevant topics, and aggressively threatening to pursue litigation against anyone who claims that his products are scams.

He also frequently makes self-aggrandizing statements such as "you look like you're between a flop house and a halfway house, I'm between ''mansions'', buddy!" or "stop being a poor slob and become a well-paid rich person like me!"

Despite his claims of being "between mansions", one of the only known photos of Cashdollar depicts him standing in backyard of what appears to be a modest single family home in small town America. He has also never been seen driving a luxury car. A Reddit poster detailed this unverified sighting of him in public:

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This was in Huntington Beach, Virginia. He was in front of me in line at Arby's. I almost didn't recognize him! His tie was loose, his suit had sweat stains all around the neckline, his pants were cut way too high, he was wearing gym socks, and he smelled like cheap tequila. He asked the cashier what the cheapest thing on the menu was, she said a kid's two piece chicken tender, then he said "I'll take it", paid in pocket change, and then took the food to his 2010 Ford Focus, where he proceeded to take a drag off of something in a metal flask.

Then his car wouldn't start. After a minute of two of cranking, the car finally turned over. As he drove away, he almost hit a kid crossing the street. Despite the fact that he was 100% at fault, he screamed "get out of the way you little fuckface" and sped away.
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==Multi-level marketing controversies==

Cashdollar seems to be the proprietor, founder, and only employee of Team Make a Lot of Money, a LLC registered in Bermuda that purports to sell financial products that will achieve a high return on investment. The [https://www.facebook.com/TMALOM/ Facebook page] for TMALOM features little content other than low-resolution poorly-edited photos of luxury cars, pixelated inspirational quotes, and vague assertions about easy ways to make money. 

Despite the extremely low quality of his marketing materials, he seems to have a small number of paying customers, nearly all of whom are dissatisfied with what they received. He has had several complaints filed against him with various government agencies:

* A 2011 investigation by the US Federal Trade Commission resulting from an accusation by a Florida mom that she gave him $14,000 for his "two week program" and received a small bag of free Big Mac coins when she asked for her money back
* A 2013 investigation by the FBI for money laundering using TMALOM as a shell corporation
* A 2015 investigation by the Lincoln, Nebraska police for harassing a stay-at-home girlfriend who tried to sell him MLM products
* A 2016 complaint from an Elmhurst, Illinois martial arts school that Cashdollar would attract additional investors for a finder's fee of $500, but the investors never materialized
* A 2022 wire fraud investigation by the FBI of an "Investor's seminar" promoted as being held at the Las Vegas, Nevada Mariott. Cashdollar sold 43 tickets at $50 apiece and did not show up to the seminar at all. When contacted for comment, the Mariott had no record of Cashdollar even booking an event at that location for any date

None of the investigations resulted in any arrests, as Cashdollar seems to be difficult to locate.

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